Sh!t My Patients Say

me: How you feeling today?

him: Oh, I’ve got my issues…

me: As long as it’s body-related, I can take care of those!

him: Oh yah…no other kind.  The key is to stay away from the women.  Nowadays I just rent ’em.

me: (blank stare)

him: Well, you know what I mean.  I take them out for dinner first…

me: (blank stare)

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One Response to “Sh!t My Patients Say”

  1. There’s a needle point for that…

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